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Hello Joanie, this is me; say I found that recipe for
Orange cocoa cake, so Joanie get a pencil quick, because can
You believe I'm by myself? Al's at work, the kids are out
They're playing house, all three of them, they're all out on the deck
One half cup unsweetened cocoa, one half cup of boiling water
Quarter cup of butter and a quarter cup of short'ning,
Two cups sugar, one eighth teaspoon salt, teaspoon of vanilla
One and one half teaspoons baking soda, 'scuze me just a sec
Dave, dear, I'm right over here
Would you like some crackers and baloney
Are you having fun? Don't get too much sun.
Please excuse me, while I talk to Joanie
Two eggs Joanie, David, David, crackers dear, not malted milk balls
In the cupboard, Joanie, one cup buttermilk or sour milk
One and three fourths cups unsifted ring, baloney in the fridge
Unsifted general purpose- David did you really check
One and three fourths cups unsifted general purpose flour, Joanie
There I finally got it out. Okay, David, malted milk balls
Only five though- three fourths teaspoon grated orange peel
A quarter teaspoon orange extract uh-oh, 'scuze me just a sec
Liz, Ben, I'm here in the den
Would you like some crackers and baloney
Are you having fun? Don't get too much sun
Please excuse me, while I talk to Joanie
Joanie, one more eighth teaspoon of- Lizzie what's the matter dear?
Baking soda Joanie. Lizzie, don't hit Benjie; that's uncalled for
That's okay, Ben- Joanie three more tablespoons of buttermilk or
Sour milk- oh, come here, Liz, what's that on your neck?
Now don't worry, Liz, it's only one real tiny tick. Someone,
David, go and get the tweezers, Joanie, maybe in the bathroom
Joanie, maybe we should- Ben, don't cry, have one more malted milk ball
Lizzie, mom'll be right there, 'scuze me just a sec
Really gotta go, Joan, see about a tick, then we're
Gonna have a party with the neighborhood kids
Then Lizzie has to go to an appointment at eleven
And we're takin' Benjie too, because he has to buy a costume
He's in a play tomorrow over at the church
Isn't that tomorrow, Benjie, Benjie, wheredja go, Lizzie
Isn't Benjie gonna play a piece of pie tomorrow?
I remember now, a pumpkin pie
Lizzie can't go, there's a party in the park for all the
People with pets, well you know, she gotta go to that 'n
Daddy gonna take her and the kitty in the Chevy
After that, we have to reconnoiter over at the Big Boy
I gotta go Joan, by the way d'ja ever
Reconsider gettin' married, having children of your own
Turn the television down, your mother's on the telephone
Call you back Joan, too-da-loo (Sonic SBL) |
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8.5
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