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3:46
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Release Date:
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2006 (samuel_whyte)
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CC
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| Facts: |
| Parody Of Weird Al's "Hardware Store" (samuel_whyte) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Nothing ever, ever happens in my house
We are shut out, all my grandparents sleep all day
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until my dad brought home the news
It said Willy Wonka's got this thing
Where 5 kids will get to see his factory
If they find a golden ticket and then I screamed
"I've gotta find one of those too!"
But they said, "There is no hope for you
We are so poor that your dad caps toothpaste tubes
But listen to us, we're not trying to be rude
There is just no chance for you"
But one day I found a dollar on the ground
And then I immediately turned around
I went and bought a Wonka bar
And found a golden ticket, oh, how cool!
I cant wait no (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
I found a ticket in this candy store
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin' up to
Wonkas door (Wonka Wonka)
The first ticket was found by this kid
Named Augustus Gloop and he's really, really big
He just takes food and he forces it in
He is really, really, really, really, really, really fat
Veruca was the 2nd one in line
A nasty little girl whose dad made sure she'd find
A golden ticket by searching every chocolate for the prize
As you see, she's a spoiled brat
The third was Violet Beauregarde
Another girl who just chews gum until its hard
Smacking like a cow, her jaws moving apart
It was really, really, really, really, really nasty
And then the fourth was Mike Teavee
Television is the only light he ever sees
And then everyone was still searching frantically
But the fifth one went to me!
I cant wait no (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
My family's not going to starve no more
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door (Wonka Wonka)
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door (Wonka Wonka)
Would you look at all of Willy Wonka's stuff...
He's got toffee that will change your hair and Oompa Loompas everywhere
And chocolate rivers, waterfalls, a bunch of twisty, turny halls
And ice cream that will never melt and cavity filling caramel
And lemonade filled swimming pools, invisible bars to eat in school
And gum that is a three course meal, inventions you'd never think were real
And drinks that send you in the air; unless you burp, you will stay there
Exploding sweets for enemies and coconut ice skating rinks
And candy that's invisible and rooms completely edible
And giant machines underground and also square sweets that look round
And elevators made of glass and chocolate boats that go real fast
And squirrels that are trained to crack nuts and sweets to get green teeth for months
And candy sent through the TV and rock candy down 10,000 feet
And different types of beans and cream, and sweets you grab from TV screens
And drops that make you spit color and stuff that just runs off sugar
And sugar pencils for sucking and also toffee apple trees
And best of all, everything in every room is edible
I cant wait no (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
That candy will deliver to my door
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door (Wonka Wonka)
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door (Wonka Wonka)
I'm goin (yes I'm) goin, I'm a-goin up to
Goin' up to (I'm going up to) I'm goin', really goin' up to
Goin' (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door (Sonic SBL) |
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