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Parody of Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now" (MarlinsGirl) |
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I have a parrot Perched on my arm A peg on my leg and a patch on my eye and hate mail from State Farm I'm well-versed in English I went to Purdue But since I'm a pirate, convention demands that I speak like one too So...
Blow me down! Ho, avast ye swabs! Arrr, matey! Wench, fetch me grog! Wench, fetch me grog!
I memorize Shakespeare I read Strunk & White It helps pass the time on the nights I don't plunder and pillage and fight So perhaps I should speak right Yeah, proper and prim But pirates score treasure and wenches and rum so it pays to blend in Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...
Blow me down! Aye, ye bilge drinkerr! Walk yon plank! Ye scurvy cur! Foul scurvy cur!
You say I need Right Guard A shower and shave I'll scuttle yer festerin' gob with me cutlass, ye landlubber knave! And I'll talk like me hearties! It's a bounty marr fun! I'll hoist up me skull and crossbones and keel-haul ya, ye mangy harr son! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...
Blow me down! (All ye scallywags'll drown) Arr, ye bilge drinkerr! (Yer a bilge-rat varmint, sir) Walk yon plank! (Ye'll swim with Davy Jones!) Ye scurvy cur! Foul swashbucklerr! Oh...
Blow me down! (Arr, shiver me timbers down) Ho, avast ye swabs! (Arr, avast ye salty dogs) Arrr, matey! (Arr-harr, ahoy, matey!) Wench, fetch me grog! Fetch high-proof grog! [et ceterrrra]
(MarlinsGirl) |
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