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Blow Me Down 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:15 
Release Date: 2006  ( 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Produced By: Robert Lund ( 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I have a parrot
    Perched on my arm
    A peg on my leg and a patch on my eye and hate mail from State Farm
    I'm well-versed in English
    I went to Purdue
    But since I'm a pirate, convention demands that I speak like one too

    Blow me down!
    Ho, avast ye swabs!
    Arrr, matey!
    Wench, fetch me grog! Wench, fetch me grog!

    I memorize Shakespeare
    I read Strunk & White
    It helps pass the time on the nights I don't plunder and pillage and fight
    So perhaps I should speak right
    Yeah, proper and prim
    But pirates score treasure and wenches and rum so it pays to blend in
    Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...

    Blow me down!
    Aye, ye bilge drinkerr!
    Walk yon plank!
    Ye scurvy cur! Foul scurvy cur!

    You say I need Right Guard
    A shower and shave
    I'll scuttle yer festerin' gob with me cutlass, ye landlubber knave!
    And I'll talk like me hearties!
    It's a bounty marr fun!
    I'll hoist up me skull and crossbones and keel-haul ya, ye mangy harr son!
    Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...

    Blow me down! (All ye scallywags'll drown)
    Arr, ye bilge drinkerr! (Yer a bilge-rat varmint, sir)
    Walk yon plank! (Ye'll swim with Davy Jones!)
    Ye scurvy cur! Foul swashbucklerr!

    Blow me down! (Arr, shiver me timbers down)
    Ho, avast ye swabs! (Arr, avast ye salty dogs)
    Arrr, matey! (Arr-harr, ahoy, matey!)
    Wench, fetch me grog! Fetch high-proof grog!
    [et ceterrrra]

    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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