Life in the Bat Cave  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	3:31
Release Date:	2006  (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Parody of The Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" (MarlinsGirl)

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Song Lyrics:

He was a tall, moody man And a billionaire orphan He looked a bit like George Clooney His partner was young With excessive endorphines And certifiably loony They had awesome abs and triceps And their hair smelled great They said it's platonic They said they were straight They had one thing in common: They looked good in tights They wore Lycra and latex On those crazy Gotham nights And it was Life in the Bat Cave Surely they could use some blinds Life in the Bat Cave Uh-huh Are you with me so far? Holy bat guano! Holy bat bong! Alyssa Milano! Is not in this song They had all the right gadgets And their crib was unreal With the Alfredest butler And the battest mobile They had bats in the belfry Bat-poop insane Was the whole city clueless? Dude was clearly Bruce Wayne Out every evening Finding hotties to save So who pimped the grotto? Extreme Makeover Cave Edition? Life in the Bat Cave Call me on the Fruit Bat Line Life in the Bat Cave Uh-huh Life in the Bat Cave Wear a cape - all the time Life in the Bat Cave Uh-huh Jokers and Riddlers! And Penguins and worse! Meant less time for drag-racing With the Ghostbusters' hearse Bruce said, "Listen, Robin Why are crooks all costumed freaks? All our wacky nemesis-es Must have been drama geeks" Dick said, "Call the doctor! Last week when I got smashed I must've messed with Poison Ivy 'Cause now I've got this rash" They were the gothest goths in Gotham Livin' out the bat dream Though people yelled out, You BAT! ...For the other team And it was Life in the Bat Cave Ain't that Christian Bale just fine? Life in the Bat Cave Uh-huh Life in the Bat Cave Kickin' bats - takin' names Life in the Bat Cave Uh-huh Sorry I missed your BAT mitzvah. I was in BATon Rouge. With an acroBAT. On sabBATical. Playing Mortal KomBAT. ...Hey, look, it's Casey at the BAT. (MarlinsGirl)

Available on the following albums:
Robert's Basement	The FuMP, Volume 10
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Played on 14 shows:
	03-22-19, #WOTR_131		11-14-08, #BR-08-48
	06-25-16, #AOTA-160625		09-13-08, #BR-08-36
	01-15-13, #BWR-13-01-15		07-27-08, #08-30
	07-24-12, #BWR-12-07-24		07-21-08, #MM-167
	10-01-11, #AOTA-111001		07-13-08, #08-28
	05-13-11, #ROTP_351		12-30-06, #ISGD-06-91
	01-01-11, #MMS-138		09-17-06, #FFM-54
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