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Life in the Bat Cave 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:31 
Release Date: 2006  ( 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Produced By: Robert Lund ( 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of The Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    He was a tall, moody man
    And a billionaire orphan
    He looked a bit like George Clooney
    His partner was young
    With excessive endorphines
    And certifiably loony

    They had awesome abs and triceps
    And their hair smelled great
    They said it's platonic
    They said they were straight

    They had one thing in common:
    They looked good in tights
    They wore Lycra and latex
    On those crazy Gotham nights
    And it was

    Life in the Bat Cave
    Surely they could use some blinds
    Life in the Bat Cave

    Are you with me so far?

    Holy bat guano!
    Holy bat bong!
    Alyssa Milano!
    Is not in this song

    They had all the right gadgets
    And their crib was unreal
    With the Alfredest butler
    And the battest mobile

    They had bats in the belfry
    Bat-poop insane
    Was the whole city clueless?
    Dude was clearly Bruce Wayne

    Out every evening
    Finding hotties to save
    So who pimped the grotto?
    Extreme Makeover Cave Edition?

    Life in the Bat Cave
    Call me on the Fruit Bat Line
    Life in the Bat Cave

    Life in the Bat Cave
    Wear a cape - all the time
    Life in the Bat Cave

    Jokers and Riddlers!
    And Penguins and worse!
    Meant less time for drag-racing
    With the Ghostbusters' hearse

    Bruce said, "Listen, Robin
    Why are crooks all costumed freaks?
    All our wacky nemesis-es
    Must have been drama geeks"

    Dick said, "Call the doctor!
    Last week when I got smashed
    I must've messed with Poison Ivy
    'Cause now I've got this rash"

    They were the gothest goths in Gotham
    Livin' out the bat dream
    Though people yelled out, You BAT!
    ...For the other team
    And it was

    Life in the Bat Cave
    Ain't that Christian Bale just fine?
    Life in the Bat Cave

    Life in the Bat Cave
    Kickin' bats - takin' names
    Life in the Bat Cave

    Sorry I missed your BAT mitzvah.
    I was in BATon Rouge.
    With an acroBAT.
    On sabBATical.
    Playing Mortal KomBAT.
    ...Hey, look, it's Casey at the BAT.

    Current Rating 9.6 (2 votes)
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