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Duration: 2:25 
Release Date: 2006  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Green Day/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Green Day/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Green Daze Music/WB Music Corp. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #331931754 
Keywords: PARODY 
  • Also licensed under BMI #7741085 (M_Robertcop)
  • Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
    Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
    And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
    I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

    They all live on donuts and moose meat
    And they leave the house without packing heat
    Never even bring their guns to the mall
    And you know what else is too funny?
    Their stupid Monopoly money
    Can't take 'em seriously at all

    Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
    They treat curling just like it's a real sport
    They think their silly accent is so cute
    Can't understand a think they're talkin' aboot

    Sure, they're got their national health care
    Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
    Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
    Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
    And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
    All over Saskatchewan

    Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
    Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
    See the map, they're hovering right over us
    Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

    Always hear the same kind of story
    Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
    Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
    It's gotta mean they're all up to something
    So quick, before they see it coming
    Time for a pre-emptive strike
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 7.9 (4 votes)
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