Beat Up Old Jetliner by Bob Rivers

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Beat Up Old Jetliner
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller Band (Dave AuJus)

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Beat Up Old Jetliner

(Parody of Jet Airliner by Steve Miller)

Goodbye to all my friends I've known
And the travel agent I trusted
I'm ridin' along on this beat-up old plane
Look out the window all the rivets are rusted
As that ground crew pushes us backwards
On that rickety L-1011
I'm feeling around for that flotation device
And when the safety film is shown
I'm payin' close attention

Beat-up old jetliner
Hope you got a tune-up today
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner
Did they sneak you past the FAA?

Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud
Landing gear won't come down
My seatback is up and my belt is on
I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground
And if I get to my final destination
I know the next flight will surely be free
But I don't think I'll go back up into that
Piece of s**t just to save a few pennies

Beat-up old jetliner
Won't carry me too far today
Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner
I don't care what I've got to pay

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Beat-up old jetliner
Don't carry me too far today
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner
'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign. I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you? (Marcus Tee)

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