If I Were a Viking  By: Stucco Lobster Breadbox

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If I were a Viking, the only two things I'd need Are a big old wooden vessel and a flagon full of mead. And I'd down the honey liquor after giving Thor a toast. Then continue tearing s**t up on the Scandinavian coast. IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIIIIII-IIIIKING) IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIIKING) Well, that's not really true, I'm sure that I could use some boots. 'Cause Greenland's mighty cold, and I need comfort when I loot. And I couldn't get much looting done without my trusty sword. So I'd need one of those, and a club and a mace to terrorize the fjords IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIIIIII-IIIIKING) IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIIKING) Now, the seaways get so lonely, so I'd probably want to find. A heathen girl named Helga with a tight little Norse behind. And an ample set of milk jugs to fill that brass brassiere. and a libido that just won't quit 365 a year. IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIIIIII-IIIIKING) IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIIKING) Just slipping on Sunday morning, got my toast and tea and I'm warming I just thought I'd think about (I can't understand this part in the real song either) something, something, fix this part for me. IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIIIIII-IIIIKING) IfIwereaviking(IF I WERE A VIIIII-IIII-IIII-IIIIKING) Oh, and one more thing, how could I forget? If I were a Viking, I would need a TV set. 'Cause I'm sure that no great warrior would ever want to miss an episode of Webster, like there was this one episode of Webster(random yammerings on about an episode I don't feel like typing in) (dlunas)

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