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| I have read two speculations about the source of the song. One is that it was put together as a morning talk-show song. Another was that it was a rejected promotion CD, given to a radio station. (Jacqke) [edit] |
| This song was a regular staple on the show "Music with Moscowitz", run by "Mad Man Moscowitz" on various Puget Sound radio stations in the early to mid nineties. Moscowitz, aka Robert Baron, passed away in 1996, ending his show, but there is an active Yahoo group who talk about the music he played, a wealth of novelty music information.
As best I recall, Music with Moscowitz ran in two halves, the first dedicated to nostalgic music, the second, labeled the "Funny Farm", (for the often played "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"), played novelty music. (Jacqke) [edit] |
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| Duelling Dorks (Jacqke) [edit] |
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[To the tune of Dueling Banjos...]
I'm a real big dork
And so am I
I'm a bigger dork
Oh no, you're not
[talking]
Oh Yeah?
Yeah, my eye!
Well there's only one way to solve this
How's that?
I challenge you to a duel
You mean...
Yes! Dueling Dorks
When I play poker I throw away aces
Well I buy cheese whiz by the cases
I buy new loafers and ask for laces
When I park my car I take two spaces
I like to suck the ink from pens
If one is smart then I'm a ten
My hobby's collecting Tupperware
I never change my underwear
I signal left and always turn right
I forget to turn on my headlights
I always drive slow in the tube
And all my friends say I'm a boob
We're the Dueling Dorks
Yes the Dueling Dorks
The Dueling Dorks
The Dueling Dorks
I got holes in all my dress up socks
And my closest friend is my pet rock
When it comes to wine I like mine new
Vintage ain't good 'nough for you
[talking]
You know, We got a lot in common, really
Yeah, guys like us ought to stick together
We ought, we ought to start like an organization for dorks
Yeah but you really think anyone would remember how to get to the meeting place
Well I don't know, what you asking me for? [Both talking at once] I don't even know where the meeting place is
'jeese. Get off my face.
Awe come on
Look at me I'm a flaming fool
I like the way you talk and drool
I just realized my fly is down
You're the biggest dork in town
Maybe I should market this
Certainly, how could we miss
I'll open up a dork boutique
With pros like us, it'll take a week
Do you think the world is ready for
A dork bee-oo-tique and maybe more
The Dueling Dorks
The Dueling Dorks
[talking]
Wow!
Oh boy!
That was like the hardest thing I've ever done my whole life
I thought it was a lot of fun, myself
Have you got a handkerchief, I got a booger in my nose here
No I don't, but ah, I think I could find a piece of toilet paper for you
I think I'll just use my sleeve
Oh you're, you're a dork
No, you're a dork
No, you're, you're a dork
Oh yeah?
Uh huh.
Oh yeah?
Hey, we're both dorks, ain't we
Oh yeah?
That's right!
I'm leaving
All right. Then you get outta here then
Oh yeah?
Yeah!
Oh yeah?
Uh huh!
Goodbye!
Goodbye!...Dork! (Jacqke) [edit] |
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