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Duration: 3:31 
Release Date: 1987  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Geoffrey Willis (Dave AuJus) 
Music By: Geoffrey Willis (Dave AuJus) 
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Well, the three wise men have scattered
They're choking on the dust
The cows have run for cover
from the manger that got crushed
And your tree looks like a Brillo pad
Your fruitcake's turned to stone
After Christmas Syndrome

Wanna go out to dinner?
Better dress like an Eskimo
Try to drive a frozen car, that is
after you dig it out of the snow
So it's too cold to go out
Too depressing to stay at home
After Christmas Syndrome

And I'm wakin' up a week
after New Year's Day
with a tongue that's on fire
and a head made of clay
Well, the party's done
Now the water pipe's froze
The Yuletide comes
but the money goes

Well, the Christmas cards are warping
There's two lights out on that string
You can get half price on Christmas junk
but what you really want is spring
So you dream about someplace
you can't afford to go
After Christmas Syndrome

And I'm wakin' up a week
after New Year's Day
with a tongue that's on fire
and a head made of clay
The party's done
Now the water pipe's froze
The Yuletide comes
and the money goes

Where's that list of resolutions?
Just saw it the other day
peeking out from a stack of bills
take half a year to pay
St. Nick draws unemployment
The bell ringers have gone home
After Christmas Syndrome
After Christmas Syndrome
After Christmas Syndrome!

Yeah, yeah, de yeah
She bop bop

No, I dun gave at the office
and I gave at home
I gave to the grocery store
and, oh, I gave to the bone
What more do you want from me?
I dun tried to pay it off!
Don't bring me another bill! NO! NO! NO!
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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