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Rank this week: 10 (↓10)
Duration: 2:58 
Release Date: 1965  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Allan Sherman (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Jimmy Van Heusen (M_Robertcop) 
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Released By: Warner Bros. (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: SONY ATV HARMONY (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #330130317 (M_Robertcop) 
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  • from the album, "My Name is Allan" (MarlinsGirl)
  • parody of "Call Me Irresponsible" by Frank Sinatra, from the movie "Papa's Delicate Condition" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (parody of "Call Me Irresponsible" by Frank Sinatra, from the movie "Papa's Delicate Condition")
    Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
    Get me Bobby Kennedy,
    Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
    Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
    Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.

    Then get Hank Mancini
    And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
    Where the heck is the song?
    Order Scotch and ice and then
    Ring up Barbra Streisand and
    Then set up a conference call
    With Sammy Davis and Charles de Gaulle.

    Call me Walter Cronkite
    And tell him Nancy Dickerson said
    That David Brinkley was wrong.
    Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay;
    Tell him Tuesday night I want peaches flambe.

    Call Chief Justice Warren
    And tell him Sophie Loren is worried;
    Is she married or not?
    Then call Arthur Schlesinger;
    No, no, send a messenger
    With the saddest news of the bunch:
    Tell Lady Bird I'll be late for lunch.

    Dial up Liberace
    And, while up, Joe Valachi
    And tell him Lucky sends his regards.
    Find out where Onassis' barge is;
    Call him, ship-to-shore, and reverse the charges.

    Locate Melvin Belli
    And tell Mel One-Eye Felli was scratched
    By Princess Margaret's rose.
    Then call Lollabrigida,
    This week she's in Wichita,
    And then, when you reach Cary Grant,
    Tell him I'd love to, but I just can't.
    (MarlinsGirl)
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