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All Of God's Creatures Are Delicious With Beer 
By: S'aint Willy
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ALL OF GOD’S CREATURES ARE DELICIOUS WITH BEER

If God were an onion, I hope he'd be sweet
and beam down some chicken wings to land at my feet.
His creatures taste delicious with the right hot sauce.
To clean them from your teeth requires dental floss,
and little bits of chicken flink on my mirror,
and all of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
The tuna is the swiftest of the fishes in the sea.
Most delicious of them all is known as Ahi.
Their big eyes never blink and they never show fear,
and all of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
If God were a bread, I hope he'd be
wry and tell me he was kiddin' when he said we'd all die,
but when animals die, I never shed a tear.
All of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
There are bullions and bullions and bullions and bullions of creatures.
Lettuce all pray to that great ribeye in the sky
who makes food so easy to catch, pick, stab, chew and broil and fills up our plates
with mammals and birds that can't fly.
If God were a drink, I hope he'd be chilled.
If God were red wine, then his blood would be spilled.
Spices were alive at one point in time
so why ain't abusin' them a capital crime?
Darwin, long ago, made it perfectly clear,
all of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
The bigger the brains, the harder to catch.
The smaller they are, the bigger the batch.
If you all agree, then stand up and cheer
all of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
When I buy some pig, I go for the belly,
but bacon is forsaken when prosciutto's in the deli.
When I'm carvin' the meat, keep your fingers clear,
'cause all of God's creatures are delicious with beer.
If you all agree, then stand up and cheer
ALL OF GODS CREATURES ARE DELICIOUS WITH BEER!
(Marcus Tee)
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Played on 4 shows:
04-23-16, #ISGD-16-1806-06-04, #XM-54
12-28-04, #ISGD-04-6205-16-04, #04-20
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