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Rank this week: 30 (↑10)
Duration: 3:06 
Release Date: 2002  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Rivers/ONeill/Bryant/Hatch/Fisk (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Rivers/ONeill/Bryant/Hatch/Fisk (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Bob Rivers/Ben Karlstrom (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic/WEA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells (Uncensored)

(Parody of Parody of Jingle Bells)

(Yo Yo)

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)

Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no, my man,
I'm leavin' blood in the snow
And smackin' fat men
You mean Santa?
That boy's a b***h
He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss
For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughin' all the way, but he's not laughin' today
We'll jingle more than his bells
Even the elves will pay

Come Christmas Eve,
Ol' Nick's a goner
We'll be snackin' on deer,
Eatin' Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Miss Claus
Say they jinglin, baby!
Givin' new meaning to 'Ho ho ho'
Shake that ass girl
bumpin' booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We'll be strippin' that sleigh
And leave you the coal

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)

You playin' reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red
His ass gets sent back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends
Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice,
In fact, he'll have me listed as naughty twice,
Not cause of the fights or the Christmas gift heist
But because of all the nog got left on his wife
It's time for Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
Yes, I'm that bad
Yes, I'm that crude
I mean your ass is huge
Lose weight for real dude
All the cookies in your mouth,
Simply quite sick
I mean, when's the last time you seen your dick?
I don't to throw a fit, and I'm not one to b***h,
But every year, I get underwear, socks and s**t.

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
(Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)
(Marcus Tee)
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