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Rank this week: 31 (↑15)
Duration: 2:42 
Release Date: 1997  (sfjpk30) 
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  • Parody of "One Of Us" by Joan Osborne (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    If God had long hair
    And a goatee
    And if His eyes were pretty glazed
    If He looked spaced out
    Would you buy His story?
    Would you believe
    He had an eye infection?

    And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
    Yeah, yeah, God smells good
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    What if God smoked Cannabis?
    Hit the bong like some of us
    Drove a Tie-died micro bus
    And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

    When God made this place
    In the beginning
    Did He plant any seeds?
    Or did He put them there
    For Adam and Eve
    So they'd be hungry
    For the apple that the snake
    Was always offering

    And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
    Yeah, yeah, God smells good
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    What if God smoked Cannabis?
    Do you suppose He had a buzz
    When He made the platypus?
    When He created Earth our home
    Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
    And do you think He rolls his own?
    Up there in Heaven on the throne

    And when the Saints go marching home
    Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

    (Dave AuJus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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