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Paddle My Bum 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:03 
Release Date: 1995  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Robert Lund (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Robert Lund (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Robert Lund (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Robert Lund (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy" (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    PADDLE MY BUM
    Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy"
    Lyrics by Robert Lund

    PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
    From the CD Elves Gone Wild!

    Paddle my bum
    Paddle my bum
    Paddle my paddle my paddle my bum...

    Mom just told me she'll paddle my bum
    I stoled some bubble gum - she paddled my bum
    She used a spatula to paddle my bum
    And now my bum is numb - she paddled my bum
    Paddled my bum
    Paddled my bum
    She pulled my britches down and paddled my bum
    Paddled my bum

    At school one day the teacher paddled my bum
    For throwing snowballs teacher paddled my bum
    She used a yardstick when she paddled my bum
    In front of everyone she paddled my bum
    Paddled my bum
    Paddled my bum
    And now my cheeks are red - she paddled my bum
    That teacher is scum

    Now that I'm married, when she paddles my bum
    My wife and I have fun when she paddles my bum
    Under the blanket when she paddles my bum
    I grin and bear it when she paddles my bum
    Paddles my bum
    Paddles my bum
    And when she smiles at me and paddles my bum
    That's when it's fun

    Now that I'm older and she paddles my bum
    She likes to use her cane and paddle my bum
    I really like when she paddles my bum...

    Lyrics from Spaff.com
    (peterpuck9)
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