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Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 1:52 
Release Date: 2006  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone) 
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  • Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Sherman/Sherman) (Dino Flintstone)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
    Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
    But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
    It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity

    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
    Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
    We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

    Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
    Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

    I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage
    I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
    I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone
    And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
    That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses
    Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses
    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

    Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
    Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

    It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly
    But Jesus loved Republicans and sinners; so must I
    Say, "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!"
    But I believe the congressman has turned another page

    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
    Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas
    No more meth or men for me - at least in overdoses!
    Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

    (Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down...)

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