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| This Is A Parody of Nursery Rhyme Lawyer By Throwing Toasters. (The Kahn Man) |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't get him a bris, but I could
Jack and Jill (Jill Rosenberg that is) went up the hill
To fetch themselves a pail of water
When they came down Jill's father was upset
Didn't like no gentile hanging round with his daughter
If you are a nursery rhyme
And you'd like to try being a Jew one time
Maybe change your name to Chaim
I can give you peace of mind
Cause my service is one of a kind
I'm the Nursery Rhyme Moyel
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Reading Talmud all Saturday
'Long came a spider and interrupted her studies
But my scalpel scared that black widower away
Blackbirds baked in your pie
They're gonna be gefilte-fied
Your cow jumping into the sky
When she's kosher she won't fly
Give my services a try
Never say "what a good goy am I"
Hey, I admit it, I celebrated Christmas for a long
time... you know, 'cause I like Knick Knacks and Paddy
Wacks... and it used to really upset me when every
Hanukkah season I had to endure the taunts from my
Jewish friends... You know, "Ha ha, some fat guy's gonna
come down your chimney and eat all your cookies!" So I
called the Nursery Rhyme Moyel, and in no time at all I
was lighting candles and spinning the dreidel. Thanks,
Nursery Rhyme Moyel!
When your cupboard is bare
I'll put some chicken soup there
Dish ran away with your spoon
You'll get matza balls soon
If you've lost your sheep
I won't cut too deep
Someone's stealing your tarts
I'll stab 'em right where it smarts
If your bridge is falling down
I'll make you smooth and round
When the bough breaks
I won't have the shakes
You know who I am
I'm the Nursery Rhyme Moyel
I was really really concerned that the sky was falling,
and my priest couldn't help me at all. He just laughed
at me, if you can believe that! So I called the Nursery
Rhyme Moyel, and within two hours I was confident that
even if the sky did fall, I'm chosen, and I have nothing
to worry about. Thanks for the chutzpah, Nursery
Rhyme Moyel!
I fell off a wall, and the Nursery Rhyme Moyel sent me
to Hebrew summer camp and got me planting trees, and
reading Torah with ease. I'm in the jewelry business
now, and I don't fall off nothing. Thanks, Nursery
Rhyme Moyel!
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9.2
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