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If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself 
By: Worm Quartet
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I Think The Phrase In The Song: "But he still hits stuff like a stuff-hitting God..." Is Lyrical Genius.- samuel_whyte
Song Lyrics:
Astonishers are Flashing

in The Cuse

They drink and rock and gaze down

At their shoes

Four melancholy marvels

Who kick ass

While lamenting 'bout broken

Stained glass

Now Bob plays Bee Gees covers on weekends

But he still hits stuff like a stuff-hitting God

And Dan Musclow's voice may be kinda whiny

But you can bet your girlfriend's given him and Chuck a hand job

Involuntary Bliss is

What they're on

Their machine doesn't have a

A star on

From OPL to WEFest

They have rocked

But now it looks like everything's

Gonna Stop

Cuz their glasses-wearing weirdo guitarist

Who's known by anyone who's ever read a zine

Has decreased the band's Weezer-lookalikeness

By saying sayonara to the whole f***ing scene

If Gregg Yeti doesn't rejoin, I'll kill myself

Make Jello shots with Drano, and kill myself

Slit my wrists with a Triscuit, and kill myself

I'll bathe in battery acid, and kill myself

Shove a high-powered vaccuum hose down my throat, and kill myself

Stick my head in the microwave, and kill myself

Go scuba-diving and bite a shark's c**k, and kill myself

Who's gonna find me shows now? I'll kill myself


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06-13-08, #BR-08-20
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