Too Fat for the Pit  By: Worm Quartet

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I’m here to dance and have some fun But when you see me, you just run The sight of me just seems to make you squirm Might as well just put a sign outside “Must be this thin to ride this ride” It’s not my fault you’re smaller than my sperm Too fat for the pit Too fat for the pit Too fat for the pit Too fat for the mo********ing (pit) You’ve got an open mind And in your heart you’ll never find A fear of any color, creed or race And that’s why I don’t understand Why do you fear the portly man It’s not like I’m gonna eat your face Too fat for the pit Too fat for the pit Too fat for the pit Too fat for the mo********ing pit (Best breakdown I've ever written) I’m 26 now, I’ve got a wife And I’ve never stagedived once in my life I tried it once, in ’94 The kids stepped back, I hit the floor And the one thing I most despite Most bands don’t make shirts in my size They’ve got XL, and sure it fits But shows my ass crack and hugs tight against my **** Tight against my **** Tight against my **** Too fat for the pit I’m here to dance and have some fun But when you see me, you just run The sight of me just seems to make you squirm You fear me cuz I need a bra It’s blatant sumophobia It’s not my fault you’re smaller than my mo********ing sperm (Alchav)

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