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| Parody of "Area Codes" by Ludacris (czwrefsteven) |
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[chorus]
I got probed
I got probed, aboard a UFO (UFO, UFO UFO)
Probed, probed, aboard a UFO (UFO, UFO UFO)
Now you thought it was just on TV and on the big screen
It's worldwide, biggest problem that I've ever seen
It's the intergalactic dog catcher, bug eyed
Extraterrestrial master with a diminutive stature
Men in black, cut up cows
I got crop circles forming out behind my house
9:01, Thursday night was a real hoot
I was dragged out of bed like a dead prostitute
I was brought aboard ship, looked like a Ford truck
Stripped down to my drawers, what a run of poor luck
Big gray heads, big black eyes
"Uh, what's goin' on? What's up guys?"
They came at me with a mallet and a big syringe
Metal prongs, big round gears
They just jammed the thing into my ears
(chorus)
Now every night they pick me up again, just to do a
Roto Rooter on my rear end, leavin' me in pain again
I'm all scarred up, I'm missing teeth
911 thinks I'm a freak
They shove 'em up my nose, they shove in my butt and
This corkscrew device gets shoved in my belly button
3 days straight, 2 long probes
Shoved in places nothing should go
They drill holes in my head, and later on
I always wake up back in my bed, and they're gone
Why do they always pick on people from the south
What do they learn by shoving a big plunger in my mouth
Man, after a night of being prodded and poked
I just feel like a guy who had a massive stroke
I got alien troubles out back, and I don't mean
The type that we can send back
Is it 'cause they like my trailer park
Is it 'cause they like my beauty mark
Is it 'cause they like my handsome face
Is it 'cause they like the way I taste
Wherever I go, they find me
And they just won't let me be
They want me to pee, don't rush me
Just relax and it'll flow free
Whenever I call the Enquirer
To my house so they can see
You know that they all stop comin'
So nobody will believe me
(chorus)
Hey, what's that big light in the sky?
Oh, come on. Not again, guys.
I just got my nose working again.
Well at least let me bring my camera this time. (M_Robertcop) |
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