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Alien Probes 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:23 
Release Date: 2002  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "Area Codes" by Ludacris (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [chorus]
    I got probed
    I got probed, aboard a UFO (UFO, UFO UFO)
    Probed, probed, aboard a UFO (UFO, UFO UFO)

    Now you thought it was just on TV and on the big screen
    It's worldwide, biggest problem that I've ever seen
    It's the intergalactic dog catcher, bug eyed
    Extraterrestrial master with a diminutive stature
    Men in black, cut up cows
    I got crop circles forming out behind my house
    9:01, Thursday night was a real hoot
    I was dragged out of bed like a dead prostitute
    I was brought aboard ship, looked like a Ford truck
    Stripped down to my drawers, what a run of poor luck
    Big gray heads, big black eyes
    "Uh, what's goin' on? What's up guys?"
    They came at me with a mallet and a big syringe
    Metal prongs, big round gears
    They just jammed the thing into my ears
    (chorus)

    Now every night they pick me up again, just to do a
    Roto Rooter on my rear end, leavin' me in pain again
    I'm all scarred up, I'm missing teeth
    911 thinks I'm a freak
    They shove 'em up my nose, they shove in my butt and
    This corkscrew device gets shoved in my belly button
    3 days straight, 2 long probes
    Shoved in places nothing should go
    They drill holes in my head, and later on
    I always wake up back in my bed, and they're gone
    Why do they always pick on people from the south
    What do they learn by shoving a big plunger in my mouth
    Man, after a night of being prodded and poked
    I just feel like a guy who had a massive stroke
    I got alien troubles out back, and I don't mean
    The type that we can send back

    Is it 'cause they like my trailer park
    Is it 'cause they like my beauty mark
    Is it 'cause they like my handsome face
    Is it 'cause they like the way I taste
    Wherever I go, they find me
    And they just won't let me be
    They want me to pee, don't rush me
    Just relax and it'll flow free
    Whenever I call the Enquirer
    To my house so they can see
    You know that they all stop comin'
    So nobody will believe me
    (chorus)

    Hey, what's that big light in the sky?
    Oh, come on. Not again, guys.
    I just got my nose working again.
    Well at least let me bring my camera this time.
    (M_Robertcop)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    07-29-23, #AOTA-23072903-25-06, #ROTP_083
    03-02-19, #AOTA-190302
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