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Mrs. Ross Killed JFK 
By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
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Mrs. Ross killed JFK
We just found out today
Our beloved math teacher
Is a president killer
She told us she was there
In Dallas, Texas
On the day that he was shot
And that’s good enough for us

We got the evidence
We got the evidence
She was in the city
And she shot Kennedy
Now we know it, now we got it
And she can no longer hide it
Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy

We must communicate
The whole world needs to know
The truth behind the reason
Johnny K. just had to go
We’ll post it on the net
And tell it on TV
And we’ll write it her textbooks
For future students to see

We got the evidence
We got the evidence
She was in the city
And she shot Kennedy
Now we know it, now we got it
And she can no longer hide it
Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy

Run, run away
Mrs. Ross killed JFK
Run, run away
She’s dangerous, and could shoot any day
She hid in a tree
Where she quickly shot an unsuspecting Kennedy
And everyone can see
Her classroom is not a safe place to be

-Raa!
-No leeway!
-None of it!
-I see a detention in your future!
-I was there on that day!

Mrs. Ross killed JFK
You’d better run away
But please go spread the news
People need to know the truth
If Mrs. Ross ever comes near
You just might wanna run
And hide under a desk
When you’re in her detention

'Cause we got the evidence
We got the evidence
She was in the city
And she shot Kennedy
Now we know it, now we got it
And she can no longer hide it
Our teacher shot John F. Kennedy

-I see a detention in your future!
(weirdojace)
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