Flu Ride by Bob Rivers

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Flu Ride
By: Bob Rivers

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Duration:	2:47
Release Date:	2000 (sfjpk30)
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Parody of "Sleigh Ride" (Dave AuJus)

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Just hear those noses snifflin'
Sore throats ticklin' too
Come on it's lousy weather
To be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin'
Your fever's at 102
Let's take some Alka-Seltzer
And a box of antihistamines too

We'll bring some Kleenex with us
And sing a chorus or two
Let's let my red nose lead us
In a sleigh ride in spite of the flu

Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go
Phlegm chunks in the snow
We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow
Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man
There's some on my hand

My glands are puffed and swollen
And every hour I pee
My throat's as rough as leather
And raspy as it can be
Let's take some Kleenex with us
And sing a carol or two
We'll make our noses redder
On the sleigh ride
To go with the flu

My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea stops
At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
Pop pop pop

I took every medication I can legally buy
For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes
I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil
I'll take Contac 'till I'm high
This wonderful buzz is great
But I'm glad I don't have to drive

Just hear those noses snifflin'
Sore throats ticklin' too
Come on it's lousy weather
To be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin'
Your fever's at 102
Come on it's lousy weather
For a flu ride together with you

(Dave AuJus)

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