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Duration: 2:47 
Release Date: 2000  (sfjpk30) 
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  • Parody of "Sleigh Ride" (Dave AuJus)
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    Just hear those noses snifflin'
    Sore throats ticklin' too
    Come on it's lousy weather
    To be sufferin' inside with the flu
    Outside the snow is fallin'
    Your fever's at 102
    Let's take some Alka-Seltzer
    And a box of antihistamines too

    We'll bring some Kleenex with us
    And sing a chorus or two
    Let's let my red nose lead us
    In a sleigh ride in spite of the flu

    Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go
    Phlegm chunks in the snow
    We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow
    Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man
    There's some on my hand

    My glands are puffed and swollen
    And every hour I pee
    My throat's as rough as leather
    And raspy as it can be
    Let's take some Kleenex with us
    And sing a carol or two
    We'll make our noses redder
    On the sleigh ride
    To go with the flu

    My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
    He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
    Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea stops
    At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
    Pop pop pop

    I took every medication I can legally buy
    For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes
    I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil
    I'll take Contac 'till I'm high
    This wonderful buzz is great
    But I'm glad I don't have to drive

    Just hear those noses snifflin'
    Sore throats ticklin' too
    Come on it's lousy weather
    To be sufferin' inside with the flu
    Outside the snow is fallin'
    Your fever's at 102
    Come on it's lousy weather
    For a flu ride together with you

    (Dave AuJus)
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