Are You Balding Tonight?  By: Dr. Daniel Kamen

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Lyrics By:	L. Handman/R. Turk/Parody lyrics - D. Kamen (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	L. Handman/R. Turk/Parody lyrics - D. Kamen (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Original song written in 1928. (Stavro Arrgolus)

Dr. Demento played this song only twice in 1990. Perhaps he thought it was depressing too many guys. (Stavro Arrgolus)

Parody of "Are You Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Are you balding tonight Is your scalp turning white Are you sorry you're losing your part Does your head have less strands Is it due to your glands Does your tonic just grease up your hands Does the glare in your mirror seem empty and bare Do you gaze at your picture and wish you had hair Is your hand filled with mane Are you combing in vain Tell me dear, are you balding tonight I wonder if you're balding tonight Y'know, someone once said that the world was a scalp and that everyone on it was its follicles Act one was when you thought you were Samson and had mighty power Act two was when you saw a pile of hair bunched up in the shower Your mother lied to you when she said your hair would turn grey Instead all you got was a rug for a toupee Is your hand filled with mane Are you combing in vain Tell me dear, are you balding tonight (Stavro Arrgolus)

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	11-11-90, #90-45		09-09-90, #90-36

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