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Lyrics By: L. Handman/R. Turk/Parody lyrics - D. Kamen (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: L. Handman/R. Turk/Parody lyrics - D. Kamen (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Original song written in 1928. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Dr. Demento played this song only twice in 1990. Perhaps he thought it was depressing too many guys. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Parody of "Are You Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

    Are you balding tonight
    Is your scalp turning white
    Are you sorry you're losing your part

    Does your head have less strands
    Is it due to your glands
    Does your tonic just grease up your hands

    Does the glare in your mirror seem empty and bare
    Do you gaze at your picture and wish you had hair

    Is your hand filled with mane
    Are you combing in vain
    Tell me dear, are you balding tonight

    I wonder if you're balding tonight
    Y'know, someone once said that the world was a scalp
    and that everyone on it was its follicles

    Act one was when you thought you were Samson
    and had mighty power
    Act two was when you saw a pile of hair bunched up in the shower

    Your mother lied to you when she said your hair would turn grey
    Instead all you got was a rug for a toupee


    Is your hand filled with mane
    Are you combing in vain
    Tell me dear, are you balding tonight
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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