Cheeseburger With Parasites by Bob Rivers

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Cheeseburger With Parasites
By: Bob Rivers

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Release Date:	2003
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Parody of "Cheeseburger In Paradise" By Jimmy Buffet (Dave AuJus)

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It's hard to defend my carnivorous habits
Everyone's a veggie these days
Gotta' watch what I eat
And avoid the red meat
It's cloggin' up my arteries
I'm putting on weight
Last night I had a terrible dream
Woke me up right out of my sleep
But when pulled into the drive through
To grab that treat
Got a big warm bun
And a bad piece of meat

Cheeseburger with parasites
It looked awful tasty but something ain't right
E-Coli topped with an onion slice
I gotta cheeseburger with parasites

Hidin' underneath the lettuce and tomata
A high-divin' act in my French fried potato
Tummy's got a tickle and I'm feelin' *****
Well, Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

Cheeseburger with parasites
They're awful small but they're not very nice
A burger that rare is a roll of the dice
Could be a cheeseburger with parasites
I got a cheeseburger with parasites
Give me a cheeseburger with parasites

Hidin' underneath the lettuce and tomata
A high-divin' act in my French fried potato
Clingin' to my pickle, it's a cold, wet spear
Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

'We're back in the Cadillac and'''
'That's right'
'Eat' em up cowboy!'
'Sucker!'
'Mmmmm! It's so warm and cozy here, isn't it?'
'It's like goin' to the tropics.'

(Dave AuJus)

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