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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
Duration:
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4:29
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Release Date:
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1986 (Halfshell)
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Lyrics By:
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Rick Elger & George Bowser (peterpuck9)
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Music By:
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Rick Elger & George Bowser (peterpuck9)
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Produced By:
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Released By:
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Justin Time (CAN) (peterpuck9)
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Facts: |
Clever imitation of Dylan with wall to wall double entendres. (peppertree5706) |
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Song Lyrics: |
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts, And I blushed brightly when she showed me her Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls So I took off my pants, and I showed her my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass." She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her Pointing to something that flashed by real quick She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies!
Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my Brother's new car? The one that he stole?" Then she asked me to look up her Whole damn family, and I went into shock When I found out it was her sister who really liked Polka-dot undies! Polka-dot undies! Yeah!
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Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm: She'd swallow almost anything, except for Stories that her brother didn't like birds, But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies!
I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel." She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon! But get me home real fast before I lose my Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies!
The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin' But you'll never find it in a glass of warm Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit And you probably already think I am full of Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your Polka-dot undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah, your edible undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah! (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.4
(8 votes)
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Played on 79 shows: |
| 03-04-17, #KMCC-11-13 | | 06-18-89, #89-25 |
| 03-04-17, #AOTA-170304 | | 03-19-89, #89-12 |
| 07-16-16, #AOTA-160716 | | 01-01-89, #89-01 |
| 02-20-16, #16-08 | | 12-04-88, #88-49 |
| 07-25-15, #15-30 | | 09-11-88, #88-37 |
| 06-21-14, #14-25 | | 07-24-88, #88-30 |
| 09-07-13, #13-36 | | 05-29-88, #88-22 |
| 07-14-12, #AOTA-120714 | | 03-27-88, #88-13 |
| 05-22-12, #BWR-12-05-22 | | 02-07-88, #88-06 |
| 02-12-12, #MMS-153 | | 12-27-87, #87-52 |
| 08-06-11, #11-32 | | 12-27-87, #KLSX-87-52 |
| 01-17-10, #10-03 | | 11-22-87, #87-47 |
| 03-01-09, #09-09 | | 08-09-87, #87-32 |
| 07-20-08, #08-29 | | 06-28-87, #87-26 |
| 04-15-07, #07-15 | | 05-31-87, #87-22 |
| 08-06-06, #06-32 | | 04-19-87, #87-16 |
| 03-05-06, #FFM-31 | | 03-08-87, #87-10 |
| 11-12-05, #MMS-4 | | 02-15-87, #87-07 |
| 09-18-05, #05-38 | | 01-18-87, #87-03 |
| 06-16-02, #02-24 | | 12-28-86, #KMET-86-52 |
| 01-13-02, #02-02 | | 12-28-86, #86-52 |
| 08-26-01, #01-34 | | 12-14-86, #86-50 |
| 08-20-00, #00-34 | | 12-07-86, #86-49 |
| 02-27-00, #00-09 | | 11-30-86, #86-48 |
| 07-18-99, #99-29 | | 11-23-86, #KMET-86-47 |
| 03-07-99, #99-10 | | 11-09-86, #KMET-86-45 |
| 05-31-98, #98-22 | | 11-09-86, #86-45 |
| 04-06-97, #97-14 | | 11-02-86, #86-44 |
| 10-13-96, #96-41 | | 10-05-86, #KMET-86-40 |
| 07-07-96, #96-27 | | 09-21-86, #86-38 |
| 03-31-96, #96-13 | | 09-14-86, #KMET-86-37 |
| 01-14-96, #96-02 | | 09-14-86, #86-37 |
| 09-24-95, #95-39 | | 09-07-86, #86-36 |
| 07-10-94, #94-28 | | 08-17-86, #86-33 |
| 05-15-94, #94-20 | | 07-20-86, #86-29 |
| 06-27-93, #93-26 | | 07-13-86, #86-28 |
| 03-28-93, #93-13 | | 06-29-86, #KMET-86-26 |
| 05-03-92, #92-18 | | 06-15-86, #KMET-86-24 |
| 03-15-92, #92-11 | | 06-08-86, #KMET-86-23 |
| 12-31-89, #89-53 | | |
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