Muppet Laboratories  By: Rob Balder

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Duration:	4:30
Release Date:	2/23/2007  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Jonathan Coulton/Parody lyrics- Rob Balder (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Jonathan Coulton/Parody lyrics- Rob Balder (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Tom Rockwell (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Licensing:	CC
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A parody of Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain" (ChrisWolvie)

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Welcome to the Muppet Laboratories Where the future is being made today I see you've met my assistant Beaker He's not big on enunciation I assure he's helpful enough He's a sweetheart; calls me "mee-mee" And he has a way of being between me and stuff Whenever stuff blows up CHORUS Oh, and I've got a crush on you But I'm way too plush for you Even that Gonzo thinks I'm an odd one I'm not surprised if you agree But if you could find somehow to be A little less weirded-out by me You'd see the hands that control me From inside my foam say we shouldn't end this sketch. It isn't easy working in the Muppet Laboratories So maybe you could help me with this giant germ Would it kill you? OK, maybe The Germ Enlarger seemed like a good plan Beaker thought so; now it's got his head Hear him howling; man, he's loyal Maybe I should knock off paying him in bags of mouse food And think about cash instead Oh, and I've got a crush on you But I'm way too plush for you Even that Gonzo thinks I'm an odd one I'm not surprised if you agree But if you could find somehow to be A little less weirded-out by me You'd see the hands that control me From inside my foam say we shouldn't end this sketch. Picture the two of us inside your dressing room after the show With a bouquet of robot flowers and a glass of green Merlot And, though the side-effects of lab-made wine are sometimes quite...explosive, It won't intoxicate me half as much if I don't have you here I made this half-Elmo, half-Cookie Monster to please you But I get the feeling you like it too much What's with all the cackling? You like cookies, you like monsters Maybe you don't like Elmo so much Maybe we're all sadistic bas**ds And I'm gonna go to hell 'cause I ruined an Elmo Making a filk for you Oh, and I'm so into this But am I too sick for this Even that Tom Smith thinks I'm a bit much I'm not surprised if you agree Perhaps you could find somehow to be Normal, but it's too late for me I hear the voices in the hallway And they're telling me that we shouldn't end this yet We shouldn't end this yet We shouldn't end this yet (ChrisWolvie)

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The FuMP, Volume 1

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Played on 9 shows:
	04-04-13, #ISGD-13-14		12-21-07, #MMDT20_07-50
	09-03-12, #KMCC_7-01		09-29-07, #ROTP_162
	05-18-12, #MMDT20_12-20		07-02-07, #MMS-84
	02-19-12, #MMS-154		02-24-07, #ROTP_131
	02-27-09, #MMDT20_09-09
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