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Rank this week: 31 (↑14)
Duration: 2:09 
Release Date: 2002  (sfjpk30) 
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  • Parody of "I'm Goin' Down" by Bruce Springsteen (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I get a bear when I'm clickin' my mouse
    But now I hate to see that ticker comin' 'round
    I go to check the Dow and NASDAQ, baby
    They're droppin' points like Jenny Craig's droppin' pounds
    Well say unemployment's not on the rise
    But Cisco just laid off a thousand guys

    It's goin' down, down, down, down
    Dow Jones is down, down, down, down
    NASDAQ is down, down, down, down
    Everything's down, down, down, down
    Touchdown!

    I used to have a nest egg baby
    But now my golden years are all in doubt
    Well I remember when the 90's started
    My stocks would split each time the sun come out
    Well I would day trade and dabble in margins
    My portfolio was lookin' stout
    Well I used to love that Alan Greenspan
    But lately every time he speaks
    He's just a profit

    The Dow Jones down, down
    It's goin' down, down, down, down
    It won't rebound, bound, bound, bound
    It's stayin' down, down, down, down
    The Dow is down, down, down, down
    The NASDAQ's down, down, down, down
    Greenspan's a clown, clown, clown, clown
    My stocks are down
    Hey, how about the deep down Dow

    My dough is down, down, down, down
    My stocks are down
    Hey how about the deep down Dow
    My value's down, down, down, down
    The market's down, down
    Hey bop-a, hey, bop-a...

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 4.9 (1 vote)
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