Man - I Feel Like a Mormon  By: Robert Lund

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Parody of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MarlinsGirl)

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Hello, Elders! I left L.A. and drove Out here to Pleasant Grove Just lookin' for some peace and ca-a-a-alm But instead I found Children all around Makes me wanna be a mo-o-o-om It's nice when religions Make your decisions It takes a little pressure o-o-o-off I'll never smoke a thing I'm through with gamble-ing And when I rock, I do it so-o-o-oft The best thing about bein' a Mormon Is church ain't over when the Sunday meeting's done, and Pro-oh-vo Is totally modest Even in August Sleeved shirts, long skirts Pro-oh-vo Heck of a time, yeah, cloggin' at the Y Pro-oh-vo Follow my conscience To General Conference Really big hair Totally square Pro-oh-vo The choir's a thrill, yeah, and tithing's quite a de-al Man! I feel like a Mormon! I'll burn off my tattoos I'm through with drinkin' booze And Pepsi if it has caffee-e-e-eine I'll un-pierce my nose Rent censored videos And nothing past PG-thirtee-e-e-en The best thing about bein' a Mormon Is cheap tuition when you go to Brigham Young, in Pro-oh-vo I'm readin' the En-sun 'bout Ezra Taft Benson Straight blocks, clean socks Pro-oh-vo Pepsodent smile, yeah, 1950's style Pro-oh-vo Choosin' The Right's fun I'm white and delightsome Joinin' the Church Fightin' the urge Pro-oh-vo I'm totally feelin' the missionary ze-al Man! I feel like a Mormon! I feel like an Osmond! Flippin' righteous! I feel like a Mormon! © Spaff.com 2005+ (MarlinsGirl)

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