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Man - I Feel Like a Mormon 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:38 
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Lyrics By: Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (MarlinsGirl) 
Music By: Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (MarlinsGirl) 
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  • Parody of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hello, Elders!

    I left L.A. and drove
    Out here to Pleasant Grove
    Just lookin' for some peace and ca-a-a-alm
    But instead I found
    Children all around
    Makes me wanna be a mo-o-o-om

    It's nice when religions
    Make your decisions
    It takes a little pressure o-o-o-off
    I'll never smoke a thing
    I'm through with gamble-ing
    And when I rock, I do it so-o-o-oft

    The best thing about bein' a Mormon
    Is church ain't over when the Sunday meeting's done, and

    Is totally modest
    Even in August
    Sleeved shirts, long skirts
    Heck of a time, yeah, cloggin' at the Y

    Follow my conscience
    To General Conference
    Really big hair
    Totally square
    The choir's a thrill, yeah, and tithing's quite a de-al
    Man! I feel like a Mormon!

    I'll burn off my tattoos
    I'm through with drinkin' booze
    And Pepsi if it has caffee-e-e-eine
    I'll un-pierce my nose
    Rent censored videos
    And nothing past PG-thirtee-e-e-en

    The best thing about bein' a Mormon
    Is cheap tuition when you go to Brigham Young, in

    I'm readin' the En-sun
    'bout Ezra Taft Benson
    Straight blocks, clean socks
    Pepsodent smile, yeah, 1950's style

    Choosin' The Right's fun
    I'm white and delightsome
    Joinin' the Church
    Fightin' the urge
    I'm totally feelin' the missionary ze-al
    Man! I feel like a Mormon!

    I feel like an Osmond!
    Flippin' righteous!
    I feel like a Mormon!

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