Noah  By: Robert Lund

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Parody of "Lola" by The Kinks. (czwrefsteven)

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I met him trapping bears down in Torah town He had two warthogs and some kangaroos and a boa a B-O-A boa He fought off the snake and stuffed bats in his pants I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said Noah N-O-A-H Noah No-no-no-no-Noah Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy But why'd ya hunt alone if you're five hundred five? I asked Noah No-no-no-no-Noah Well I'm no perv, so it startled me when He said the wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant again Thanks to Noah No-no-no-no-Noah No-no-no-no-Noah Well we chased aardvarks and laughed 'til dark He told me he'd built a giant ark I thought his pod must be a few peas short Till he said, Dear boy, check the weather report! Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by Mr. Noah No-no-no-no-Noah No-no-no-no-Noah Noah No-no-no-no-Noah No-no-no-no-Noah The teamsters brought boars But no unicorns And no minotaurs And just one dinosaur So I shrugged at him and he at me Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two For ol' Noah No-no-no-no-Noah Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham Except for Noah No-no-no-no-Noah We closed the door, it began to pour And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before Then Noah waved as people cursed at him He said, Get soaked! Hope you learn how to swim! No words can describe this horrible stink But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink And so does Noah No-no-no-no-Noah No-no-no-no-Noah (Trapper)

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