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Duration: 3:46 
Release Date: 2004  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: ©1998 Mike Cross Music, ©2002 Brenda Sinclair Sutton (additional verse) (Tim P. Ryan) 
Music By: ©1998 Mike Cross Music, ©2002 Brenda Sinclair Sutton (additional verse) (Tim P. Ryan) 
Produced By: Greg Robert and Brenda Sinclair Sutton (Tim P. Ryan) 
Released By: Bedlam House 30022 (Tim P. Ryan) 
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Song Lyrics:
My Karma Broke Down by Mike Cross

I was driving along on a sunny day
I was makin' good time on the Life Highway
When I saw a sign saying “Rough Road Ahead”
My wheel started shakin' and the engine went dead

My Karma Broke down on the road to glory.
My Karma broke down, ain't that a shame
My Karma broke down – I'm in purgatory
And I can't get a ticket on the astral plane

I cursed my luck and I slapped my knee, yellin'
“Why does this stuff have to happen to me”
Looked up to heaven and began to shout,
“Is there anybody there who can help me out?”

Hollered “Hey, Moses what can I do?
I'm lost in the desert with the old Hebrews”
He said “Take two tablets made of stone
And call me when you get to the millenium.”

Went to see Buddha at the banyan tree,
Called him up on Lotus 1-2-3.
His secretary told me I was outta luck.
His naval operations had him all tied up.

Went to ask Jesus what was goin' on.
Two thieves told me he had packed and gone.
Mohammed left a note by the garden gate,
Sayin' Joseph Smith's waitin' by the Great Salt Lake.

Jesus saves, Moses invests,
Mohammed “profits” and the gurus guess.
You can find a proxy at the LDS -
All God's children wanna get blessed.

Ran into the Dali Lama yesterday.
He said “All anyone can do is point the way.
Can't hitch a ride with anybody else.
When your Karma breaks down you gotta fix it yourself.”
Current Rating 7.8 (1 vote)
Played on 2 shows:
07-30-13, #BWR-13-07-3004-15-07, #MMS-74
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