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| Parody of "I Know What You Want" by Busta Rhymes f/ Mariah Carey & The Flipmode Squad (czwrefsteven) |
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[intro]
Shorty, I don't know what you got
But I got everything you can think of
And a couple things the doctors never heard of
And I'm-a give it all to you baby
It's on, bust it
[chorus]
Beverly just gave it to me, I'll give it to you
I know what I got, and now you got it (repeat)
Benjamen just gave it to me, I gave it to you
You gave it to her, and now we got it (repeat)
[verse 1]
I've been developing a few sores, shared a few whores
Called a couple call-girls, with coupons from the sex stores
We did it on the bus, all 23 of us
Always busy gettin' busy, and now I'm oozing pus
I know you got infected, walkin' all funny now
You're gettin' crusty scabs, and a couple runny ones
Stayin' healthy is overrated, what's the big deal
Just get a quick shot that'll eradicate it
To really be honest I don't remember all the girls I'm seein'
Can't even express the words how much it hurts peein'
I just stand on the john feelin' woozy
And I know something's wrong because there's just a little oozing
But this won't slow us down, we gon' sex every day
And I'll make you scream my name in a spectacular way
Got you so worked up that you will be speaking in tongues
Nevermind that you might end up with blood in your lungs
[chorus]
Jessica just gave it to John, he gave it to Sue,
Who gave it to me, and now you got it (repeat)
Johnathan just gave it to Kim, she gave it to Mike
Who gave it to me, and now you got it (repeat)
[verse 2]
I can see the infection and how it move through you
I guess I waited too long to tell the truth to you
Listen, all the burning and the cramps and diahrrea
Looks like you have got a little of my gonorrhea
I never meant to put a million bacteria on your body
It's a funny thing I guess those condoms were pretty shoddy
Baby, I'll get some new ones, ribbed and flavored however you want 'em
I promise no more ones with Spongebob printed on 'em
We started out strong fell deeply in love
We did everything together but I guess we've had enough
Went from sex marathons that got listed in Guinness
To neighbors, to strip clubs, to hookers, to clinics
Look what's happened, now I have to use a crutch
Word is bond, never knew that I could vomit so much
As lovers we're just posing, infected like a nose ring
Day after day watching my crotch decomposing
[chorus]
Julie-Anne just gave it to Bob, who did Jill and Jean,
who shared it with me, and now you got it (repeat)
Anthony just gave it to me, I gave it to you
You spread it around, so we all got it (repeat)
[bridge]
Yes you know I cheat on you (got the clap)
And now you're infected too (got the clap)
If you tell me I can stay (got the clap)
I'll go to the clinic Saturday
I have cheated on you too
And gave a couple things to you
Oh baby I can't help but be with others
'Cause most of those guys are better lovers
[verse 3]
I pull up to the clinic and I feel a bit queasy
I come every week so for me this is easy
It's hot outside but I feel like I'm freezing
Got a strange growth on my balls looking cheesey
No matter what I do I just can't stop sneezing
Coughing, aching, stuffy head, and wheezing
Got some bad cramps that are making me uneasy
Bleeding out my ass and it makes me feel greasy
[chorus]
Sarah Jane just gave it to Sam, who gave it to Meg
Who gave it to me, and now you got it (repeat)
Christopher just gave it to Peg, who slept with some guy
Who gave it to me, don't know his name though (repeat)
[outro]
Way too reckless.
This stuff hurts, man.
I'm swearing off women for good.
Hey who's that? She's pretty cute.
Hey c'mere baby. What's your name?
Lyrics courtesy of thefump.com (peterpuck9) |
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