Jail!  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:17
Release Date:	2007  (MarlinsGirl)
Lyrics By:	Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (MarlinsGirl)
Music By:	Lennon/McCartney (MarlinsGirl)
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Parody of The Beatles' "Help!" (Lennon/McCartney) (MarlinsGirl)

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Jail! - Don't be embarrassed Jail! - If you drive like Paris Jail! - 'Cause you can hang out in... JAIL! When I was young and dumb and blond and rich and free I never dreamed I'd wind up in the penitentiary But now, there's tons of awesome stars committing crime To be like these celebrities I've got to do hard time Jail's where Paris Hilton now goes down It's a hot spot, just ask James or Bobby Brown Hey, Mel Gibson's cop, take me downtown! Won't you please, please jail me? So now I taunt the cops with nonstop felonies I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s In jail, I'll hang out with Mike Tyson every night I'll have to just remind myself To hold the soap real tight Jail's where cats meet Snoop Dogg in the pound Even MILFs like Daryl Hannah hang around Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found Won't you please, please jail me? When I was young, I thought that prison would be hell But nowadays Lil' Kim and Paris Hilton share my cell We all get conjugals from Kim Kardashian It's so hardcore that O.J. swore He'd kill to get back in Jail has got the tightest bars in town It's where Martha Stewart sewed Boy George a gown Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound Won't you please, please jail me? Jail me! Jail me! Ooh! "That's hot." © Spaff.com 2007+ (MarlinsGirl)

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Played on 11 shows:
	08-15-09, #BR-09-77		12-28-07, #MMDT20_07-51
	11-14-08, #BR-08-48		08-25-07, #ROTP_157
	09-09-08, #KMCC-5-01		08-17-07, #MMDT20_07-32
	07-04-08, #BR-08-23		05-14-07, #MM-107
	06-21-08, #BR-08-21		05-13-07, #MMS-77
	02-29-08, #BR-08-08
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