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  • Parody of "(There's No Place Like) Home For The Holidays" by Perry Como (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Oh there's food for the homeless on the holidays
    'Cuz no matter how filthy or uncombed
    If you're down on your luck you can really graze
    For the holidays we throw those bums a bone

    I met a man who drank and smelled of pee
    He was headin' for the local mission
    For some homemade pumpkin pie
    Pan-handlin' folks are always hanging round
    By the discount liquor store
    And they're not too brand-specific
    Gee, a buck would be terrific

    God Bless you sir, yes

    But there's food for the homeless on the holidays
    There's a turkey just like mamma made at home
    If they pine for redemption from their heathen ways
    Come the holidays we'll toss those bums a bone

    Thank you. Season's greetings. Thank you

    Take a p**s in your pants
    Till' you smell like you're from France
    Put some vino in a crumpled paper sack
    Though you're smelling like a beast
    But you'll be treated to a feast
    Want seconds come on right back

    There's lots of food for the homeless on the holidays
    Have some pumpkin pie and ham with provolone
    We don't care if they eat dog food on the other days
    When you call a cardboard box your home sweet home
    For the holidays we'll toss those bums a bone
    A big, fat, juicy bone

    Help out a war veteran. A little help for a war vet at Christmas time'. War Veteran' God bless you, sir. Yeah, I was in the big war. WWW, the Internet war. Yeah, I was a victim of downsizing. Middle management and all that. God Bless you, sir. Merry Christmas to you.

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    12-13-19, #WOTR_160
    = Show you can listen to online
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