Take Baseball and Shove It by Bob Rivers

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Take Baseball and Shove It
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Take This Job And Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck (Dave AuJus)

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Take baseball and shove it
I ain't watchin' it no more
The owner's done went and called off the season
The money-grubbin' whores
They're never gonna' get another nickel from me
Cuz I'm a walkin out the door
Take baseball and shove it
I watchin' it no more

I've been buyin' them season tickets
For purt-near 15 years
All this time I spent my money
On over-priced souviniers
I bought a lot of hats and stupid little bats
When I had a bunch of bills to pay
I wish that I could take it all back
I don't give a hoot if they play

Take these bats
And shove em'
You ain't swingin' them no more
The players walked out
On the best damn season
In forty years or more
I really don't care if they came back today
Cuz' I'll be watchin some other sports
So take these bats and shove em'
You ain't swingin' them no more
So take baseball and shove it
Where the sun don't shine no more

Or as we say at my place
Don't let the door hit you where the pig bit you!
I bet poor Joe DiMaggio's spinnin' in his grave
Joe Dimaggio's still alive
Oh, he is?
Yes
Oh,Sorry Joe
Can we take that again?

(Dave AuJus)

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