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| Parody of "Brand New Key" by Melanie (Dave AuJus) |
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I drove my bodyguard to your practice last night
I saw you skating in your form fitting tights
If you got any smarts you'll be avoiding me
I pick up the phone and call up Jeff Gilooly
Well, you've got a brand new pair of figure skates I gotta break you knee
I wanna go to Lillehammer and bribe some referees
I've been skating for quite a while but Campbell's won't endorse me
Oh, you'll never get to wear those figure skates I'm gonna whack your knee
I asked a bellhop to show me your room
Shelled out some dough and hired some goons
Oh, just when I thought I'd planned it perfectly
My halfwit Capone got caught on national TV
Well if you got a brand new pair of figure skates I oughtta break you knee
I'll win the gold in Lillehammer as easy as you please
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, you've got a bright career on figure skates I had to whack you knee
"Oh! Why me? Why me? Oh! Oh, why?"
"Uh, sorry lady. Just doing my job."
(Dave AuJus) |
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