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Keywords: (BEING OLD), ALZHEIMER’S, BRIAN JONES, CHARLIE WATTS, DEPENDS, KEITH RICHARDS, MICK JAGGER, OLDER THAN DIRT, WHEELCHAIR 
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  • Parody of "Papa Was A Rolling Stone by The Temptations" (staxwax)
  • Song Lyrics:
    They’re coming here in December
    I heard they got a new member
    Yes they did
    And my only prayer
    Is that gramps were alive

    He never got a chance to see them
    Losing all of his vision and most of his hearing
    But grandma had Depends in the room
    Where he’d crank their tunes

    Grandma just shook her head and said kid
    Grampa loved the Rolling Stones
    And when he heard Paint It Black
    He smoked bones
    And when he died
    they buried him next to Brian Jones

    Hey Grandma
    Is it true what they say Keith stumbled into Mick
    The day they discovered fire
    And grandma, wise talk goin’ round town
    sayin’ that Charlie Watts' three great-grandchildren are about to retire
    Now that ain’t nice

    Heard some talk about Jagger getting some
    Intensive carin’
    Roamin’ around the nursing home
    With Alzheimer’s flarin’
    Older than dirt
    "Steel Wheelchairs"
    the name of the tour

    Grandma just hung her head and said boy
    Grampa loved the Rolling Stones
    And when he played Satisfaction
    He’d moan
    And when he died they carved a big tongue
    On his headstone

    Grampa loved the Rolling Stones
    When he played Jumpin’ Jack Flash
    Heart of Stone or Play with Fire
    He almost passed a kidney stone

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 7.5 (2 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    09-04-21, #AOTA-21090406-08-19, #AOTA-190608
    = Show you can listen to online
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