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  • Parody of "Love Shack" by the B-52s (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:

    If you look up in the sky
    On the night before Christmas
    There's a big fat guy with a
    Toy sack
    Toy sack yeah yeah
    It's squeezing down through your fireplace
    Christmas Day
    A million Barbie dolls packed away
    Boxed up in a sack on a sleigh
    That jingle bell parka is as big as a whale
    They put everything into the toy sack
    They shove in a Chrysler
    And a TV from Sony
    So hurry up and pack that Shetland pony

    The toy sack is a magical place
    Where Santa puts the presents
    Toy sack Baby
    This sack's heavy
    Toy sack
    Break Santa's back
    Call a chiropractor
    Crack Santa's back

    Lugging and tuggin
    Huffin and puffin
    Reachin' in the bag
    There's an Easy-Bake Oven
    Now back up the chimney
    Yeah it's straining Santa's jimmies
    That sack's not skinny
    But every year he lugs it
    Around and around and around and around
    Reindeer are hoofin'
    There ain't no time for goofin baby
    Elves linin' up to pack toys for your town
    Bag is always movin
    Somethin's in there poopin' baby
    Puppies in the sack
    There's puppies in the sack

    The toy sack is a magical place
    Where Santa puts the presents
    Toy sack baby
    Toy sack baby
    Have a what
    Toy Sack
    Santa's toy sack
    Toy Sack
    Santa's Toy Sack
    Have a Merry Christmas
    That's a lot of presents in the Toy Sack

    (Dave AuJus)
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