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Rank this week: 36 (↑8)
Duration: 2:47 
Release Date: 2002  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bob Rivers (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Ian Anderson/Jennie Franks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Bob Rivers/Ben Karlstrom (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic/WEA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "Aqualung" (1971) by Jethro Tull. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Sitting in a department store
    Bribing little kids with peppermint
    Sweat on his bulbous nose
    Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes
    Hey, Santa Claus
    Steaming like a roast duck
    Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
    Hey, Santa Claus

    Do what you’re told and mind your dad and mommy
    And I’ll put a little puppy ‘neath your tree
    Santa Claus my friend
    Did you think this job was easy?
    You poor old sod
    You jolly S.O.B.

    In the first week of December
    They’ll come to crush his knees
    When the kids are tugging upon his beard,
    He screams in agony
    Schnapps is thick on his dog breath
    His belly’s big and round
    And he’ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
    Ho ho ho ho

    Fa la la la
    Fa la la la la la la la
    Fa la la la la la la
    Fa la la la

    Sitting in a WalMart
    Giving out canes of peppermint
    Spitting out his ho ho ho’s
    Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes
    Hey, Santa Claus
    Dying in that hot suit
    Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.3 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    07-31-17, #MMS-21407-24-12, #BWR-12-07-24
    12-03-14, #MMS-190
    = Show you can listen to online
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