I'll Be Stoned For Christmas by Bob Rivers

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I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Bing Crosby (Dave AuJus)

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I'll be stoned for Christmas
You can plan on me
I must insist, on the lemon twist
Martinis by the tree

Christmas Eve you'll find me
Sparkin' up some green
Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner
And sipping Irish Cream

Oh, yeah! Feels good now.
Santa Claus will be flying
Oh! Steady now.
With his reindeer team
But I'll be crawlin' 'round
On the floor this Christmas
'Cause someone hid my keys
Oh my!
I think the keys are over here by the couch.
What a lovely couch it is too.
Is that naugahyde?
Doesn't matter.

(Dave AuJus)

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White Trash Christmas
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	07-07-23, #WOTR_330	12-23-06, #ROTP_122
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