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  • Parody of "Me and Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin (Dave AuJus)
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    Got a flat in Timbuktu
    Waiting for AAA
    When I saw that single headlight
    through the rain
    A flag that called the geezer down
    He was going the wrong way
    We sped away and left rubber
    On all four lanes
    He pulled a quick u-turn
    And hit a pick up from Montana
    While plowing down a fire hydrant too
    Windshield wipers slappin' time
    As he committed several traffic crimes
    This guy's like a one man wrecking crew

    Speeding just a little bit of what he put me through
    And swerving
    He went off the road and hit a tree yeah
    Driving can't be easy Lord
    When your only four foot two
    You know driving's not that difficult for you
    But it's difficult to do
    If you're Mr. Magoo

    We drove right though a coalmine
    We hit a school bus full of nuns
    We dragged along a string of traffic poles
    Through all kinds of weather
    Through 18 hit and runs
    His jalopy baby kept us on the road
    One day he lost his specs
    Oh Lord
    He let them slip away
    Still looking for those glasses
    I hope he finds them
    Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows
    For some Dramamine today
    I just hope they know which body bag is mine

    Speeding's just a little word
    For what he put me through
    His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
    He's swerving and he's weaving Lord
    And he doesn't have a clue
    You know driving's not that difficult for you
    But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo

    "Oh lucky for us, I know a little-used short-cut"
    Ooh look out
    Look out
    Look out
    Look out
    Look out
    Look out
    Watch out now
    Oooooohhhhhh Mr. Magoo

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    07-25-15, #15-3003-29-14, #AOTA-140329
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