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  • A parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas." (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:

    On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me
    A pink slip for under the tree

    On the second of Christmas my company gave to me
    Two days to pack
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the third day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Three Bic pens
    Is that right two days to pack?
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company
    Four letter words
    Three more pens
    Well I'm gonna take this lamp too, then
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the fifth day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Five days of sleep
    Four letters words
    Got three bic pens
    And this stapler and my coat rack and...
    A pink slip for under the tree

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
    Six months of Cobra
    Five days of sleep
    Wake up you freaking monkey, it's almost break time!
    Oh, thanks. Is the roach coach here yet?
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the seventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Seven checks a-bouncing, oh, dear!
    Six months of Cobra
    Five days of sleep
    I got your bonus right here!
    Three lousy pens
    I'm calling security
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the eighth day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Eight hours of drinking
    I have never bounced a check in my life
    Five day of sleep
    You big Goofbag!
    Bunch of sticky notes
    Can I at least keep thee pocket protector?
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the ninth day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Nine cans a cat food
    Eight hours of drinking
    Could you not breathe on me please?
    I can't afford Cobra
    Five days of sleep
    Four festive words
    Three Bic pens
    Only two days to pack
    And a pink slip for under the tree
    I got a blue one

    On the tenth day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Ten workers weeping
    There, there missy, it's gonna' get a lot worse than this
    God, I hope my kids don't get sick
    Want some cat food?
    Five days of sleep
    Bite me!
    Do I hear sexual harassment?
    Would you help me carry this copier to my car, please?
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Eleventh hour pleading
    Ten workers weeping
    You know I know a guy that'll hire all three of you girls, sight unseen
    And you get to work with a cobra, imagine that!
    Five days of sleep
    Four letter words
    I'm warning you!
    Can't we all just get along?
    And a pink slip for under the tree

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my company gave to me
    Twelve employees bumming
    I know girls, I know
    Say, you girls need a ride home? I got my par carked right out front?
    Five days of sleep
    I gave this place the best years of my life and they gave me the shaft!
    And a pink slip for under the tree
    Tree? What tree? We're not gonna be able to afford a tree!

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 6.1 (1 vote)
    Played on 2 shows:
    12-20-14, #ISGD-14-7011-24-07, #MMS-100
    = Show you can listen to online
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