50 Ways To Eat Your Lover by Bob Rivers

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50 Ways To Eat Your Lover
By: Bob Rivers

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Keywords:	ORAL SEX

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Parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon (Marcus Tee)

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The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me.
But, the answer is easy if you practice orally.
You must enhance your foreplay cunlingually.
There must be 50 ways to eat your lover.
50 ways to eat your lover.

Lie her flat on her back, Jack.
Go down on a clam, Sam.
Use a vibrating toy, Roy, just listen to me.
Lick the alphabet, Chet.
Don't get your muck-diving suit wet.
More capital T, Lee, to satisfy me.

I said I treat that act with the utmost disdain.
To go south with the mouth, I'm sorry, I refrain.
But if you insist, then would you please explain about
The 50 ways to eat your lover?
50 ways to eat your lover.

Just kiss on the trim, Jim.
Pucker up on a bee, Stee.
Eat a piece of that pie, Guy, now listen to me.
Dive on a muff, Duff.
Just give it enough touch.
More capital T, Lee, to satisfy me.

(Dave AuJus)

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	Dave AuJus Offline - Artist & D.J. - 04-06-12 05:43 PM - 12 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d This song is most likely by John Valby but mis-attributed to Bob Rivers. It is NOT in Bob Rivers' catalog of songs.

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