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  • Parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon (Marcus Tee)
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    One day a man named Jeff Sumolian had a dream
    That he could make a fortune if he owned a baseball team
    He picked Seattle now he's knee deep up the stream
    There must be 50 ways to keep the Mariners

    Just win a few games, James
    Get a couple more hits, Fritz
    Sign a TV deal, Neil
    Pay the bank back fast
    A big corporate skybox
    Trade the Moose to the Red Sox
    Rip the roof of the dome, Jerome
    And plant some real grass

    Life's peaks and valleys form a road of golden pave
    But peaks are hard to come by when the Valle's name is Dave
    And Jeff could appreciate that if Schooler'd come up with a save
    There must be 50 ways to keep the Mariners

    A big draft pick, Nick
    Get another Ken Griff, Biff
    Sell a little more Cracker Jack
    Fill a few more seats
    Tighten up the jocks, Doc
    Get Bo from the White Sox
    Trade Valle for a Yank, Frank
    And then you're home free

    Sure is depressing
    50 ways to save the Mariners

    (Dave AuJus)
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