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Rank this week: 34 (↑9)
Duration: 2:26 
Release Date: 2001 
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  • Parody of "96 Tears" by ? and the Mysterians. (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Too many six packs
    For one guy to be buying
    Too many brewskies
    For one man to guzzle down

    That's a whole lot of hops now
    Lots of barley
    You're always burping
    And taking a pee

    Better watch out now
    You're gonna get sick
    We'll be at a rest stop
    In just a little while

    Better roll down my window
    We'll pull over here
    And you'll start tossing
    Those 96 beers
    Say goodbye to 96 beers

    And when the sun comes up
    I'll get a mop
    You can wash my car
    Clean it up

    You're up in bed
    Lying there
    The alarm'll go off
    It's set real loud

    Get your ass down here
    Don't make me shout
    How can I get you to
    Take these beer cans out?

    Ya know you're looking pretty fried from 96 beers
    You're looking fried, fried, fried, fried, fried
    I didn't let you drive on 96 beers

    You better hide
    Your wife's outside
    96 beers
    96 beers

    "Roach, Roach, speak to me dude! Roach, snap out of it, Roach"

    Oh! Thank God!"

    (Dave AuJus)
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    09-19-16, #KMCC-11-0211-24-07, #MMS-100
    07-31-09, #BR-09-74
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