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  • Parody of "Everything is Broken" by Bob Dylan (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Can't sing flats, can't sing sharps
    Always playing on off key harps
    Got no chops, got no voice
    So I talk, ain't got no choice
    If I sing I'll start to choking
    All my songs are spoken

    Scruffy beard, funny hat
    Never found out where it was at
    Think of words that never rhyme
    Sing off key and out of time
    My doc's upset and buddy he ain't joking
    I should give up smoking

    I'd give all my Grammies and my big Rolls Royce
    If I could only sing as good as the Beastie Boys, Yeah

    Everybody must get stoned
    To listen to me without a groan
    Don't think twice, it's all right
    Couldn't sing it once to save my life
    The record's broke, but I'm still croaking
    All my songs are spoken

    Cho, cho, choking at Heaven's door

    (Dave AuJus)
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