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  • Also Known As Madonna Killed American Pie (The Kahn Man)
  • Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:

    A long, long time ago
    I can still remember
    When I wrote this song and made a great big pile
    And now some chick with leather pants
    Who barely sings and cannot dance
    Has made a crappy version disco style

    Madonna's cover makes me shiver
    My stomach churns I can't forgive her
    I don't know if it's dance rap
    I'm pretty sure it's bull crap
    I punched a door and ran outside
    When I heard her sour notes collide
    She should be charged with homicide
    She made my music die

    So why did Madonna kill American Pie?
    Well, it's tragic, but my classic has been hung out to dry
    She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye
    She's making all the neighbor dogs cry
    She's making all the neighbor dogs cry

    So why did Madonna kill American Pie?
    Well, it's tragic, but my classic has been hung out to dry
    She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye
    She's making all the neighbor dogs cry
    She's making all the neighbor dogs cry

    I thought this girl knew how to croon
    But she sounds just like two donkeys screwin'
    They'll put out any crap these days
    And the oldies I admire most
    The hip hop stations turn to toast
    They steal our songs and then they coast
    They make the music die

    So bye bye to American Pie
    When Madonna killed my classic
    I just wanted to hide
    If Puffy ever takes a shot at Vincent I'll die
    I'll pop a cap in his ass and drive by
    Pop a cap in his ass and drive by

    Why did Madonna kill American Pie?
    Well, it's tragic, but this classic has been hung out to dry
    She might as well have poked a sharp stick in his eye
    She's making all the neighbor dogs cry

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    04-21-18, #KMCC-12-17
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