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  • Parody of "As Tears Go By" by The Rolling Stones (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I used to come here everyday
    I'll have the usual. Uh, make it a triple.
    And to the porcelain god I'd pray
    Oh, dear God, please not again!
    I was butt-faced constantly
    That was the life for me
    Now I sit and watch as beers go by
    Uh, could I get another Club Soda, please?

    My newfound lifestyle really stinks
    Hey, you know what? Make it a Shirley Temple instead.
    I only order virgin drinks
    Miss, you think you could do this without the umbrellas?
    And I really miss the sound
    Of throwing up and falling down
    I sit and watch as beers go by

    You know, my lawyer says in a few months my insurance will go down. You know, which is kinda nice. And, you know I am saving a lot of money. And on top of that, I haven't woken up with an ugly woman in like eight months. Kind of a nice benefit, you know? So I got a lot going for me now. I think, you know?

    I miss the things I used to do
    I miss my brew
    I sit watch as beers go by

    Man you used to be a lot of fun. What happened?

    Nothing happened. Just' Why don't you go bug somebody else, okay?

    (Dave AuJus)
    Current Rating 2.0 (1 vote)
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