Ballot Box Blues by Bob Rivers

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Ballot Box Blues
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Summertime Blues" by Eddie Cochran (Marcus Tee)

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Well I'm a gonna raise a fuss getting hot under the collar
Gonna make a big sign get on CNN and holler
Well I went to the poles down in Florida State
But that butterfly ballot didn't work too great
Punched a couple holes cause I didn't know what to do
Cause there ain't no cure for the ballot box blues

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's this? Buchanan or is it Buckvald? Who did I vote for? Marge, Margie!

Gonna take a few weeks just to count the Jews and Haitians
And the military ballots from the overseas nation
My republican congressman, he said quote
'I just can't help you folks if you're too dumb to vote.'
Jessie Jackson's bitching cause it gets him on the tube
There ain't no cure for the ballot box blues

Now the indention on this chad shows a clear indication for a Gore vote.

And it ain't no fun for those West Palm Beach Jews

Oy, What's this? I was supposed to vote for Lieberman!

And the old folks say they just got confused

It was just so hard to tell with the bright lights and all.

And the blacks folks say it was unfortunate that their votes got counted for Buchanan

Yeah!

Even he admits it.

That's right I do!

(Dave AuJus)

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