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  • Parody of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:

    We got a pitcher
    The Great Kazu
    The fans they love him
    And so does Lou

    You'll get your swinging low and sitting down
    We're winning when he picks another
    Turning Japanese
    Baseball is turning Japanese,
    I really think so
    Turning Japanese
    Baseball is turning Japanese
    With Kazuhito

    We got a hitter
    A great right fielder
    He's got a million fans who're wishing him well
    He's got your number
    Opposing pitchers
    Can hit the fastball and the curveball from Hell

    When he's the batter up he swings around
    He slaps the ball and beats it out
    It's turning Japanese
    We're holding signs in Japanese
    All over Safeco
    Turning Japanese
    Baseball is turning Japanese
    We love Ichiro

    No sex, no drugs, don't beat their women
    No guns, no gamblin' like the guys from the Yankee ballpark
    Nowhere near as greedy as a Texas Ranger
    Never gonna' meet a nicer major leaguer anywhere
    That's why it's turning Japanese
    Baseball is turning Japanese
    With SODO MOJO
    Turning Japanese
    Baseball is turning Japanese
    Thank you, Nintendo

    Oh, So undefeated, a hit to right field! Sayonara Baseball!
    Break out the rice and the sushi, Grandma. It's teriyaki time!

    (Dave AuJus)
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