Big Hairs Of Lynnwood by Bob Rivers

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Big Hairs Of Lynnwood
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon (Marcus Tee)

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I saw a big-breasted woman with a can of hairspray in her hand
Walkin' down the perfume aisle at the Bon Marche
She was looking for a lookin' glass to check her look
Gonna get a great big dish of blue eyeshade

Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
Oh my God!
Ah-ooooh
Are you talkin' about me?
Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
I am so sure!
Ah-ooooh

She dates a hairy chested gent
With a pickup truck from Kent
Lately they've been looking for a trailer
You better cover up some skin
When you're in Lynnwood, Jim
They've completely trashed they're ozone layer

Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
No way!
Ah-ooooh
Oh my God
Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
Kai
Ah-ooooh

I saw a chick with a two thousand-watt blow dryer in her hand
Must be a big hair from Lynnwood
Saw Ken Griffey, Jr. hit a fast ball into the stands.
Got stuck in a big hair from Lynnwood
My oh My!
I saw a big hair eatin' a quarter pounder with cheese and a large order of fries at Mickey D's
And her hair was poofy
Big!

Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
Ya think?
Ah-ooooh big hair
Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
Not even
Ah-ooooh
Shut up!
Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood

(Dave AuJus)

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