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  • Parody of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I saw a big-breasted woman with a can of hairspray in her hand
    Walkin' down the perfume aisle at the Bon Marche
    She was looking for a lookin' glass to check her look
    Gonna get a great big dish of blue eyeshade

    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
    Oh my God!
    Are you talkin' about me?
    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
    I am so sure!

    She dates a hairy chested gent
    With a pickup truck from Kent
    Lately they've been looking for a trailer
    You better cover up some skin
    When you're in Lynnwood, Jim
    They've completely trashed they're ozone layer

    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
    No way!
    Oh my God
    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood

    I saw a chick with a two thousand-watt blow dryer in her hand
    Must be a big hair from Lynnwood
    Saw Ken Griffey, Jr. hit a fast ball into the stands.
    Got stuck in a big hair from Lynnwood
    My oh My!
    I saw a big hair eatin' a quarter pounder with cheese and a large order of fries at Mickey D's
    And her hair was poofy

    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
    Ya think?
    Ah-ooooh big hair
    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood
    Not even
    Shut up!
    Ah-ooooh, big hairs of Lynnwood

    (Dave AuJus)
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