Bye Bye To Those Mariner Guys by Bob Rivers

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Bye Bye To Those Mariner Guys
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean (Marcus Tee)

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A long, long time ago
I can still remember
When Ken Griffey used to crack that smile
When Johnson pitched we had a chance
When Edgar hit, the moose would dance
And maybe we could win one, once in awhile

But August always made me shiver
A pennant they could not deliver
Bad news from Nintendo
They're saying Sayonara

I can't remember if I cried
When the owners said 'At least we tried'
But something hurt me deep inside
The day the M's said 'Bye'

So bye-bye to those Mariner guys
We tried to pass a levy but the votes came up shy
There were lots of other cities who were willin' to buy
They were promisin' the moon and the sky
They'd put up a ballpark outside

Did you buy a season's pass
Or did you tell the M's to kiss your ass
I hate to say 'I told you so'
Hell, I can't believe the team left town
There's nothing left but Seafair Clowns
And could the Seahawks be the next team to go?

Well, I know the players make a lot
And the owners claim they don't make squat
They both deserve to be boo-ed
Because the fans are getting screwed

It would've only cost us each ten bucks
For an outdoor stadium with a roof that shuts
But it looks like we're out of luck
So kiss the M's good bye

Looks like we're singin'
Bye-bye to those Mariner guys
We don't want to pay a levy for a sporting franchise
We're sorry boys we think the cost is too high
You'll have to play the Dome or goodbye
It looks like it's the Dome or goodbye

I read it in the Sporting News
That they won the series with Sweet Lou
The big parade's a week away
And the players I admire most
Drink champagne, give a toast
Too bad they're on the other coast
Too bad the M's said 'Bye'

No more swinging
Bye-bye to those Mariner's guys
We tried to build a ballpark
But the plan wouldn't fly
We're sorry boys we don't taxes that high
So it's got to be the dome or goodbye
It's gotta be the dome or goodbye

Too bad we are singing
Bye-bye to those Mariner guys
We don't to pay a levy for a sporting franchise
We're sorry boys we think the cost is too high
It's gotta be the Dome or goodbye

(Dave AuJus)

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